LINK-
Life is simple, life is sweet
In my little corner of the forest, Kokiri!
Got no fairy, but I don't care
The only thing that's bothersome are my nightmares of
EVIL GANONDORF
*Gasp* Grass!
DEKU TREE-
Link, thou must take Navi
To begin, ye tale, ye story
Though will meet thy Princess Destiny
LINK-
Z..Ze...ZELDA!
Just hearing her name and I'd say "Hell Ya!"
I'll save Hyrule and leave my life behind
I'm only 10 and can't control my sex drive
Somewhere she is waiting for me
And I know she'll have my babies
GANONDORF-
I will take Hyrule with ease
To get your Zelda come fight me
*Uh...how do you feel about energy ball tenni